Rudolph the Red
Nose Reindeer
Rudolph the red nose reindeer’s
Head is hanging on my wall
So don’t you wait for Christmas
‘cuz it ain’t gonna come at all.
Rudolph’s been skinned and gutted
Made into sausage & jerky
There’s gonna be no presents
Underneath your Christmas Tree.
On this coming Christmas Eve
Santa’s gonna find
Rudolph with his nose so bright
Has become my garage light.
Now all the other reindeer
Get to sleep in late
Cause their fearless leader
Has met this awful fate
By Annette Alleva
